Hostile Volume

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1. Before we begin: Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Absolutely yes, it fits the structural definition.Absolutely not, that is culinary blasphemy.It is technically a taco.I am trapped in a volume slider, please send help.

2. Overall, are you satisfied with this once in a lifetime gaming experience?
Honestly, yes! It’s brilliantly creative and fun.Absolutely not. I hate this with a burning passion.It’s a love-hate relationship, mostly hate.I will be sending my therapy bills to the developer.

3. How would you rate the visual design, UI and physical appearance of the dev?
10/10 – Sleek, modern, and visually fantastic.1/10 – It’s clunky, ugly, and hard to read.It looks great while it’s actively torturing me.I can’t see the UI through my tears of frustration.

4. What are your thoughts on the background music?
It’s unironically a great, relaxing track.It’s mind-numbingly repetitive and awful.I muted my device 15 levels ago.It perfectly scores my descent into madness.

5. How do you feel about the level design/mechanics?
They are clever puzzles that are satisfying to beat.They are completely unintuitive, poorly designed and the dev needs a new hobby.Whoever made this is a certified supervillain.I am just clicking blindly and hoping for 25%.

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